Now Showing: Stephen Fry on "Shrink Rap"

More Stephen Fry, this time the first of five parts from a show called Shrink Rap hosted by Dr. Pamela Connolly.

Some of you may remember Dr. Pam as Billy Connolly's wife, although I remember her first from the 1980-1 series of Saturday Night Live, when she was Pamela Stephenson.

Yes, I am that old, but not as old as people who first remember her from Not The Nine O'Clock News. They're really old.

From The Big House To The Spacious Apartment

Princess, er, Paris Hilton is in jail, but she's not in jail.

That is to say, she's not in jail, but she's still in custody.

What it comes down to is the little bitch went into a two-day snit and didn't eat and 'almost had a nervous breakdown' and so she's been transferred to 'house arrest' for the remainder of her sentence.

Ask me how I'd feel if someone told me I couldn't leave my apartment for three weeks... I'd love it. When I was a little kid and used to get sent to my room, that was heaven.

I guess Zsa Zsa and Martha Stewart are made of sterner stuff.

HEAT WAVE!!!

WHOA! Joey Lawrence, formerly of Blossom, has certainly blossomed himself.

I mean, he was hot then, but this is like a supernova. Plus, it's a wet heat...

Bush, Putin Meet To Improve Ties

...then braid each other's hair, tell ghost stories, and finally...

PILLOW FIGHT!