[Photo by Doug Mills for the New York Times]
Rudolph Giuliani, on the campaign trail today, tried to invoke Ronald Reagan. He mentioned him a dozen times in his speech, but that didn't seem to work. Well, of course not; for invoking Reagan you need three virgins and a bucket of fresh goat's blood. You use the goat's blood to paint three upside down pentacles then slaughter one virgin over each sigil.
Guh! Everybody knows that. Maybe, if he asked nicely, Karl Rove will show him how it's done.
On second thought, let's never speak of this again.
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