I'm off today to test a theory I have that gay guys are friendlier anywhere in the world than they are in Vancouver. First stop: Seattle.
Due to some massive oversight on the part of my company, I was actually given nearly a week off, so I've used it wisely. The last couple of days I scheduled a) a depressive episode (see In Search Of... Pride), b) a cold, and c) a huge boil-like zit on the side of my nose.
All have now passed, and it remains for me to pack my meagre possessions into my trusty knapsack and make my way south for the festivities.
I've been feverishly planning ahead, so there will be blog entries for you to enjoy all weekend long, and who knows what kind of surprises. Stay tuned...
Oh, I'm supposed to get you laid as well?
ReplyDeleteAuntie Witch's work is never done, is it?
It's Pride Day in Seattle, not a pilgrimage to Lourdes. Save the miracles for deciding what bathroom fixtures to install.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget to bring your Maple Leaf t-shirt. That will help a lot. Canadians get hotness points down here - partly because of your top-like civil rights in your own country.
ReplyDeleteMy ex will probably be there. If you see him, smile and wave. Then run over his sorry ass. (Only kidding. Kinda.)
ReplyDeleteHave fun! :)