She's At It Again

While I sit here fiddling away at this hot mess, J. K. Rowling is already hard at work, writing not one but two novels.

What? Only two? Get back to work ya lazy cow!

Of course, when you write 745 page novels that people read in two days, you need to write alot. Here's a hint luv: make the next one boring, give yourself a bit of a rest. You don't want to end up with a Repetitive Stress Novel.

Meanwhile, I'm, uh, reading two novels at the same time. That's good too, right?