Introducing: The Naked Cowboy

Times Square is one of New York City's most popular tourist attractions, and one of Times Square's most popular tourist attractions is the Naked Cowboy.

Actually, his Nom de Busk is a multiple misnomer: for obvious reasons* he isn't naked in public (he wears tighty-whities with his name emblazoned on them) and he was born in Cincinnati (not exactly prime cowboy territory). He's been at it for a decade now, and he's doing pretty well (reportedly making 100k a year); besides, how many buskers do you know who have a website, let alone a video?

Plus, for a blonde he's pretty hot.

*Human bodies are disgusting and shameful, according to the Bible and the various people who swear by it despite never having read it.
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