"Let's Talk Dirty To The Animals" by Gilda Radner

At the risk of offending PETA - whose concern for animals ends with humans, about whom they care nothing - here's a classic ditty by Gilda Radner, not about harming or exploiting animals, but merely engaging them in a little harmless vulgarity.

Taken from her one-woman show Gilda Live!, which was directed by Mike Nichols and produced by Lorne Michaels, and filmed in December 1979 at the Brooklyn Academy of Music for release the following year as part of her send-off from Saturday Night Live.
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