What straight man has given more to gay music than Vince Clarke?As part of Depeche Mode, Yazoo, and finally Erasure, Vince Clarke is responsible for much of the world's cardio; my Body Mass Index* and I will be forever grateful to you, sir.
(True Story: When I once asked for this haircut - way back in those halcyon days of circa 1984 - my mother almost died. Alas, she lived, and I never got the haircut. Now I haven't got enough hair to complete this look, but if I ever do get hair plugs it'll be so that I can, and this time the old bag can just suffer...)**
*Or at least the Body Mass Index I had when I was 20...
**Kidding...
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Gay music? Is that music that only has sex with other musics of the same gender?
It is. If you put gay music in a multi-disk system with Bob Seger or Bon Jovi there's gonna be some scrappin'.
Or maybe when the gay music makes advances the straight music will just say "I'm flattered, but no thanks" and that will be that.
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