Friday, August 31, 2007

Can It, Senator Hot Pants

I'm a ho...Er, I mean Idaho Senator Larry Craig says he's not gay. He claims that all that shuffling and note passing he was doing in the men's can was innocent and misinterpreted. Next he's going to say he invited only the guy to caucus with him, and was misunderstood due to lousy acoustics.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketI have news for Senator Craig. I'm actually gay and nothing I've ever done in the men's can has ever been misconstrued by anybody. Where there's smoke, there's fire, and in this case, it's your pants. They are definitely on fire, Senator Hot Pants.

When will Republicans ever learn that GAY does not mean "wears a tight shirt and lisps"; GAY means "gimme more of the same, genital-wise, please". Frankly, I'm getting tired of repeating myself. For the fortieth time, gay is not a lifestyle, it's a predilection.

Your marriage does not make you straight, nor does your saying that you are. What does make you straight is... See if you can follow me... Not angling for furtive mansex in the men's can with cops. I mean, I may be gay, but that's just nasty.

Of course, the cop is a blonde. You may not know this about me, but I'm not partial to blondes. Well, only the women: you know, Marilyn, Diana, Pam -- Oh, sorry Senator. I know how you get when people start talking about women. Would you like a Tum's?
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4 comments:

Seumas Gagne said...

There's some interesting thoughts being tossed around that this scandal was leaked to divert attention from A. Gonzales resigning. Also that Tony Snow's resignation was announced to take the heat off Craig.

The thing about this whole nasty business that pisses me off is that the senator who admitted patronizing prostitutes gets off without a dirty look. Prostitution is illegal, after all. Unwanted Sexual Advances is only rude, not illegal.

Grrrr. Totally homophobist!

michael sean morris said...

The thing about his whole busines is how the Administration has consistently used smoke screens throughout. The whole Paris-Britney-Lindsay mess has been a tremendous diversion all the way back to when Bush stole the election. What gets me is how it took everyone six years to catch on.

Seumas Gagne said...

NOT EVERYONE

michael sean morris said...

Okay, not you, and not alot of people either.

But who can forget (and even if they wanted to I wouldn't let them) the softball questions from the press after 9/11 and during the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq. Those so-called journalists in the White House Press Corps should be ashamed of themselves for believing the lie that criticising the President is unpatriotic. Even more ashamed than those people in the Republican Party who came up with that lie in the first place.

Craig is a distraction from Gonzales is a distraction from Rove is a distraction from Holsinger is a distraction from Libby... We're not driven to distraction but from one to another by these gargoyles.