Thursday, July 05, 2007

OMG: I Just Told Off A Hottie

It was such a liberating experience, I may change my name to Simon Bolivar.

What a rush!

I won't reveal who he is; unless, that is, he really starts to piss me off, at which point I might spin it into a series.

Next on Fox: In the tradition of Hannity & Colmes, it's Hottie & Troll.

I mean really... Anyone who puts "fat jokes" in their profile under Interests has it coming to him in a big way.
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Anonymous said...

He also has "self-pity" listed under his interests.

We all got our stuff to deal with.

michael sean morris said...

You are correct "Anonymous".

I wish to hell I had his "stuff" to deal with. Hm.

"Which of these hundred men who are falling all over themselves to sleep with me will I sleep with? God, I hate myself I'm so ugly. It should be 200."

Seumas Gagne said...

The same could be said about you, Michael. You pity yourself so publicly, without seeming to recognize how much better off you are than so many others.

You have the use of five senses, four limbs, a strong mind; you have work, a home, are free of disease and addiction, and live in a developed nation.

Try celebrating your life instead of comparing it complainingly to others -- it's a much more attractive quality in a man.

michael sean morris said...

One of the commenters on the other blog picked up on one sentence in my comment. In essence I said that my looks were the only thing wrong with my life. His point was that having only one thing wrong with your life isn't so bad after all. He's right and so are you.

You know, I do try to make Self-Loathario funny. After all, most comedy comes from agony of one kind or another.