There are oodles of slightly racist jokes I could say here - I don't even need to hint at them, cuz my whiteys all known 'em - but just in case this dude is a prototype, I'm gonna ease up on the Sinophobia. The last thing I need is ten or twelve of these showing up at my door, on special orders from Hu Jintao...
Anyway, he's rich, famous, recently married to a lovely lady named Ye Li, and recuperated from a broken foot in time to represent China at the 2008 Summer Olympics - not to mention carrying the torch into the stadium* - so why should I spoil it with some snarky joke about MSG?
*Which, given his height, could have set off the sprinklers!
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