Friday, December 03, 2010

The Ginger Files: Julianne Moore

As a healthy, red-blooded homo, there are few things I like better than a really hot woman...

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketHuh? you might ask, or Say what? if you're feeling ethnic and/or old school. Or you could just ask me; I'm always open to filling naive or empty vessels with my abundant wisdom. Among other things...

You see, it's like this: when there's a hot woman around, straight guys lose all their bearings, making them easier to manipulate. They can conquer the world, yet have no control over their peckers; ever eager to exploit such a delectable weakness, this explains why I have always surrounded myself with an army of fembots. It's just one of the many things I picked up from my years of study under one Dr Evil.

I put this picture here for the same reason I also occasionally write about sports, or politics - to provide my readers with as much variety as I can possibly get my head around. Since several of my long-time regular readers are straight guys - for some reason, unknown to me - I endeavour to do my utmost to meet their requirements (such as the occasional glimpse of sideboob).

Indeed, I hope I do at least as much for all my readers - all twelve of you.
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Javier said...

That glimpse of sideboob made my night...Thanks!

michael sean morris said...

And making your night made my night!