Born in January 1909 in the Dominican Republic, Rubirosa's climb began when he climbed into the bed of Flor de Oro Trujillo, daughter of Dominican strongman Rafael Trujillo, in 1934; although soon divorced (on account of Rubirosa's numerous infidelities), he remained in the service of his country and his ex-father-in-law as 'Ambassador plenipotentiary' until Trujillo's assassination in May 1961.What we all really want to know about though, is his cock. Within his lifetime, pepper grinders the world over were nicknamed 'rubirosas' in his honour by his jet-set buddies. No less a penis expert than Truman Capote described it thusly: 'an 11-inch cafe au lait sinker as thick as a man's wrist', which makes my mouth water just thinking about it. Length and girth - a deadly combination...
As to its victims, they included Dolores Del Rio, Marilyn Monroe, Ava Gardner, Rita Hayworth, Soraya Esfandiary, Veronica Lake, Kim Novak, Eva Peron, Doris Duke, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Barbara Hutton, and Danielle Darrieux among many hundreds of others; while in most cases these relationships ended badly, while they were going they went exceptionally well, since he was reportedly an expert swordsman as well, which well-endowed men often aren't*.
The death of a truly exceptional cock is always a tragic one; the end came for Rubirosa's when he crashed his Ferrari near Paris' Bois de Boulogne on this day in 1965. Clearly, he'd been reaching for the gear shift and missed - an honest mistake - and realized his error too late, by which time all the blood had rushed out of his brain. Thanks to gossipy women and the gay dudes who love them, however, the name Porfirio Rubirosa will continue to resonate forever as one of the greatest lovers in the history of sex.
*Because they don't need to be!
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Now, y'see, this is why I should never blog when I'm horny!
Seek help, buddy.
I remember this guy well as he was always in the news. Frankly, if he hadn't died by a car accident and had lived longer he'd have probably died from the dreaded AIDS. The guy was a promiscuous pig and not even a good looking one!
@Wynn
but that's why he's so impressive, at least to me. Everyone new he was a whore(to each their own), not the best looking, and he was also short, but even then some of the most unattainable women of that time still couldn't resist him.
He died in Paris, which on my maps is not in the southh of France!
Damn Internet! The source I quoted seemed to indicate that he died at Nice... Correction made.
Being born in the Dominican Republic (DR)I heard 'quite a bit of him", stories and stuffs. It's said that he had a 'massive weapon of pleasure' and that he was obssesed with having a large penis". I won't be doing research on that but the guy indeed had many talents, is a shame that he obviously cultivated more the one of being a 'ladies's man.
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